Sorry, NYT, I choose neither

This is a close cousin to the renewal BS I wrote about previously. In this case we’re cutting back and ending a subscription outright:

I Just Want To Cancel. I don’t want call anyone, and I don’t want to chat with anyone. Amazing that this dark pattern continues to legally survive. Fortunately has my back, so having pulled the card now I’ll see these emails every day until NYT eventually gives up on me:

Transaction decline notification